WILD BILL, LOCAL HERO

WILD BILL IS THE GRUMPIEST OLD BASTARD YOU'LL EVER MEET. I THINK HE HATES US AND I KNOW HE THINKS WE'RE ALL IDIOTS, BECAUSE HE TELLS US THAT ALL THE TIME. THIS GUY LIVES IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD AND ALWAYS HAS THOSE EVERYDAY PARTS THAT WE NEED. HE'S KICKED ME OUT OF HIS SHOP PERMANENTLY MANY TIMES,THE PRICE OF READMISSION IS A CASE OF BEER,THEN YOU'RE BACK IN. UNTIL YOU PISS HIM OFF AGAIN. HE MUST HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR US SOMEWHERE BECAUSE HE'LL FRONT US PARTS,AND ANSWERS OUR STUPID QUESTIONS. I'LL GO INTO HIS STORY AT A LATER TIME. HIS BEST QUOTE IS, ' I DON'T BUILD BIKES,I RIDE THEM". RESPECT.

GATORS GARAGE.

GATORS GARAGE IS AS MESSY AS ANY SPACE I'VE SEEN. THE BEAUTY OF IT IS,FROM THIS SMALL SPACE, SOME OF THE CLEANEST MACHINES YOU'LL EVER SEE WILL RISE FROM THE CLUTTER. THIS DUDE IS AN EXPERT WELDER,FABRICATOR,PAINTER,MECHANIC,CASTER,MACHINIST AMONG OTHER THINGS OF SKILL. YEA,YEA,YEA... YOU BUILT YER BIKE,BUT DID YOU DO ALL OF THIS? I DON'T THINK SO...

THE LOCUST

WELL IT'S FINALLY OUT ON THE ROADS OF AMERICA. I'VE BEEN GETTING TEASER SHOTS OF THIS ALL WINTER AND I'M STOKED IT'S FINALLY REVEALED. THIS BIKE IS A MIND BLOWER,AND A DEATH MACHINE AT THAT. IT TAKES REAL TALENT AND GRUELING HOURS TO CREATE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. NOT TO MENTION HELLA BALLS TO RIDE IT. THE DETAILS ON THIS BIKE ARE INSANE,BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT TO SEE 'EM... FUCK YEA MAN!!

NOW I KNOW I'M NOT TURNING ANYONE ON TO THIS...

AT LEAST I HOPE NOT. I READ THIS AROUND 17-18 THEN HIT IT HARD. WHEN I FOUND MYSELF IN AUSTIN TEXAS ,LAYING ON THE HOOD OF A CAR,TRIPPIN BALLS,LOOKIN AT THE TEXAS SKY... I KNEW I HAD ARRIVED.

I WANNA GET SOME OF THAT!

FROM CHEAP THRILLS GOOD TIMES,THANX MAN.

THIS IS MY NEXT THING I WANNA GET INTO.

SEEMS LIKE SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

PERFECTION PAN

LOOKS FUN AS HELL.

MONSTER IRONHEAD

WELCOME TO IRONHELL!!

KEMOSABE AND THE LODGE

THIS ONE'S FOR YA'LL!

THE MANN.

LOVE THIS BIKE..

SOME DAY...

I WILL HAVE A LONG BIKE. THIS IS BY FAR COOLEST ONE I'VE SEEN.

GET SUM!

IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY YET E-MAIL ME YER ADDY FOR SUM STICKERS.

HONKY

JEFF PINKUS,LIFE LONG BASS PLAYER FOR ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS OF MY YOUTH,THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS. THESE GUYS ARE FUCKIN INCREDIBLE,PARTIED WITH THEM AND MY FRIEND KENNY WAGNER DRUMMED FOR THEIR LAST TOUR. ALWAYS A GOOD TIME.

NEBULA

EDDIE GLASS HAS CLASS. HE PLAYED LEAD GUITAR ON EARLY FU-MANCHU ALBUMS,THE BEST ONES! ONE OF MY FAVORITE GUITARIST/SONG WRITERS. HE GOES BETWEEN RYTHYM AND LEADS FLAWLESSLY,IT SOUNDS LIKE TWO GUITAR PLAYERS. SEEN THEM LIVE WITH MY FRIENDS BAND HONKY (WHO YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT TOO). NEBULA IS INCREDIBLE LIVE,IF YOU GET THE CHANCE TO SEE THEM,DO IT! BUY SOME OF THEIR SHIT TOO,SUPPORT!

ZORLAC/PUSHEAD

PAINT Y GATOR.

GREY CAT.

NUMBER OF THE BEAST. RESPECT!

BUD KELLY

BUD BUILT THIS--ENTIRE--FRONT END. EVERYTHING!!

MEAN MACHINE.

KING DIAMOND

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YEA,I THINK I LIKE THAT.

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