TATTY ZAPS

I REMEMBER WHEN GETTING A TATTOO WASN'T SO EASY. I SEARCHED HIGH AND LOW FOR A PLACE TO GET MY FIRST ONE. FIRST PLACE I WENT WAS AT A PLACE CALLED "WIZARDS". IT ENDED UP BEIN IN A DUDES HOUSE. SO I KNOCK AND A VIETNAM CHICK LETS ME IN,THERE ARE ALSO LITTLE VIETNAM KIDS RUNNING AROUND. SO SHE CALLS "WIZARD"!! AS IF ON CUE THIS FUCKIN GNARLY BIKER SWOOSHES THRU A CURTAIN AND APPROACHES ME. PART-TIME TRUCKER,PART TIME TATTOO ARTIST AND BY THE LOOK OF HIS SOLID BLACK SLEEVES...1% IN BAD STANDING. HIS FAMILY LOOKED LIKE HE STRAIGHT UP ORDERED THEM FROM VIETNAM OR HE WAS A VET. SO NOW I'M TRAPPED. HE TAKES ME UPSTAIRS TO HIS "STUDIO". TOTAL SKETCH SCENE. HE ASKS ME WHAT I WANT AND I KNOW I DON'T WANT THIS FUCKER TO TATTOO ME,SO I DID WHAT ANY 16 YEAR OLD KID WOULD DO. RUN FOR THE FUCKIN DOOR. LATER A COUPLE OF FRIENDS GOT SOME WORK FROM HIM WHEN HE WAS TATTOOING AT THE"FLEA MARKET!!!!" IT WAS GNARLY!!